The BBC contact the Vicar asking if they can do a documentary all about the village. Geraldine graciously invites Johnny Depp to a party at the Vicarage. Alice starts preparing for the party but doesn't realise she has her dress on backward. The party begins, but the lights go out. Johnny Depp comes round with a host of celebrity friends, including Madonna, the Duchess of York, and Robin Cook, who kisses Geraldine. Because the whole party occurred in the dark, David doesn't believe that the party actually happened; the next day he says that he thought Johnny Depp brought round a couple of impersonators instead in order to fool Geraldine. He is quickly corrected, and leaves absolutely flabbergasted.